I think no matter where we are in life it’s easy to find things to hate about yourself! I’m so jealous that you’ve found a job you love that has bonuses and you can afford things. My soundtrack is along the lines of wondering what is wrong with me that everyone around me is super super successful (especially everyone…

Haha you got me!

This is a VERY good gift.

So good.

I slightly disagree. It depends how she’s dressed?

This is so cute!!!!!! (That I must break character)

I mean it’s funny....

I AM the wallpaper. I live in it with the others.

You're too good to me!

I saw the documentary Inside Out!!! You speak the truth. Can you IMAGINE a woman president?? (Shivers) I'd much prefer a deflated basketball being pooped on in a trash can by a hobo than a human woman!

Yes.

You're an inspiration to us all!

“the feminine rant fetish” is an underused turn on. Tell me again about pay inequality! Oooo yeah!

Yes. Those are best examples.

Beat them down like all your career dreams! Quick!

Apology accepted.

You're welcome?

Steak, darling! Oh you had that for lunch? Well um no worries. I could run to the store and maybe get the fixins for lasagna? No you’re right. That does sound too heavy for this heat. I don’t know what I was thinking! I’m so sorry. Well I know you’re hungry. Why don’t I whip you up a sandwich and you and the kids can…

For what? This is how women are happiest! Don’t I look happy? I’m smiling BECAUSE IM HAPPY