Like that will be the investigation at the pearly gates. St Peter just pulling up your search history and Internet convos in a larger screen.

Haha. This is important to know.

What IS in the anti-christs cookbook?? I think I've got some googling to do...

Yeah. My husband and I just watched a show where the character was in a police station with a bloody knife in his coat. And I turned to him and said, “I just don’t understand why he doesn’t ask to go to the bathroom, drop the knife in the back of the toilet, and then go about his business. It’ll be forever before the…

I’m really nervous about getting pregnant (eventually) so I’m constantly googling both various disorders a baby can get and constantly researching baby registry items. Facebook is FILLED with ads for me as an expectant mother. It’s...embarrassing if I’m trying to show someone else something.

I'm now very certain you're a spy. And someday will come speeding up in a car while people are shooting at me screaming, GET IN IF YOU WANT TO LIVE.

I would love a defense that just involved pairing every single search item with a different SVU episode. CASE DISMISSED.

Hahhaha.

Oooo are canes in this season. CHIC?

I’m going to say yes-in that it’s a narcotic. And drinking to excess isn’t advisable while breastfeeding either. People drinking responsibly are able to control their milk supply/safety but if someone was binge drinking on a regular basis while breast feeding-it would also be considered abusive and wildly…

It’s hard not to judge someone who isn’t able to abstain from cocaine WHILE BREASTFEEDING.

Is that something we should worry about? I literally put EVERYTHING into my search history. Like “how long would it take for someone to die if you cut their hands and feet off” but like...I just started watching “slasher” and was CURIOUS-how much cocaine can you do and breastfeed seems like a totally normal thing to…

Hahahaha

I don’t know. “Traded to the zoo in San diego” maybe?

I’m confused? Taylor is the gorgeous celebrity with the big eyes and all the glossy fur. And the pizza is...the pizza?

Thanks! Just lucky to be in the right place at the right time to snap the photo, I guess!

I hope they get married! They did seem very in love but they did also make some pretty high pitched screeching sounds at eachother too. Everyone in the restaurant could hear! Tom and Taylor are under SO much pressure that I think it might be putting some strain on the relationship. They evacuated their bowels…

Hard to say! Celebrities are very messy eaters and regurgitate often. Taylor threw more pizza at the wall than ate. And was crawling all over the table, while Tom swing from the light fixture by his tail.

TayTomTom. Is the only thing that makes sense.

I’m in Rome too right now! Tom and Taylor looked so cute at this authentic pizza place we were at. I know it’s an invasion of privacy...but I snapped a quick pic of Taylor! It’s crazy how REAL they are-just like us. And guys...so in love. Look at Taylor’s smile : )