Occasionally one is required to gate-check one’s carry-on, and believe it or not they can get lost this way. Hence the ID tag

I would just like to be “that person” and point out he got her number from her carry on bag, not checked bag.

While I don’t doubt that many “small market” teams are less interested in eventually competing for a title than taking profits by depressing payroll, the players’ case has been damaged by the Astros and Cubs winning the two most recent World Series titles after literally “go[ing] through cyclical, multi-year…

Marginally talented one-dimension players with offers in the 100's of millions of dollars reject offers.

The A’s were only one game under .500 after the All Star break last year, things are looking up for them. And it’s not like they don’t have a recent history of periodic swings between bad and good.

Haha. Marginally talented one dimensional aging players suddenly exposed for what they are. Market chooses not to pay for decline. Agents lose mind when presented with new reality. The CBA reigns supreme.

it would appear not quite. you didn’t pour the crumbs into your mouth. FILE STAMPED: NOT MANLY ENUUUFFFF

As a man who has lived in a Russian household for over 20 years: with enough horseradish, you can eat anything.

My brother and I choose one random (typically unappetizing) food item to prepare for Thanksgiving and we both have to eat it. Lutefisk was actually the first food we made for this tradition. What made it even more gross for us is that neither of us eat/like fish to begin with.

China, on the other hand, allows you to be anonymous and accept your novelty check in costume to protect your identity, one of the best things ever,

“This can happen for you!” It’s basic advertising.

CNN Host: When will this god damn bad news stop coming at me.

I knew there was no way either Dion Waiters or Kevin Durant were gonna be cheering for New England after Belichick did Malcolm Butler wrong like that. Service industry types gotta stick together, y’know?

It didn’t even cross my mind that it *wasn’t* supposed to say fucktomb until I saw that.

I remember when the Giants won the WS in 2010. My dad cried. I looked over and asked if he was ok. Tears in his eyes he said, “I just really wish your great uncle Tony was here to see this right now.”

He probably tells his tailor he’s 6'3.

“Hotel and a pool.”

Be fair. The grease is still doing a better job covering their man than anyone on the Pats secondary tonight

That awning was strong AF. It took like 2 dozen morons to make that shit collapse.

Giselle, 2012: “My husband cannot fucking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time.”