Said the DA, this will make for a briefcase. 

Frankenstein should have a yarmulke anyways. 

Very sad to hear Samantha Rae Anna Jespersen’s butthole is currently closed. 

Let’s remember when Maddow peacocked that she had Trump’s tax returns. This too will amount to nothing. Well, eyeballs for her. But that’s it.

Serious answer. You ever try to fire someone that is part of a union. 

The blankets we got from American were even worse.

CNN Host: When will this god damn bad news stop coming at me.

Misinformed again. I am a scatophiliac.

As if moms who breastfed needed even more reason to be smug.

Not Excellent

I always get confused by this - but can’t we finally do away with ‘accused’ and ‘suspected’. We have concluded the sentencing phase now.

Since the victim is not deceased, does this mean she cannot technically acknowledge the crime. Or does she have to pretend the victim is deceased. Cause that is what got her in trouble in the first place.

That’s exactly how Slender Man works.

I believe the case was about the absolute worse of humanity, it didn’t bring it out. And everyone else is just venting. Adjust your sights a bit.

The irony of this happening under a Trump administration, considering his business practices, should be glaringly noticed. But, amazingly, it is so small in the grand scale. How is this possible.

One area where women of color have made great strides is as in half of an interracial couple in commercials. Seriously, every.single.commercial is now a black woman married to a white man. 100% of them.

The French version will just fils in the blank

But she would walk 500 miles
And she would walk 500 more
Just to be the woman who walks a thousand miles
To get Neil Portnow out the door

Diane Lane’s demographic would have voted for Frank Underwood.

In solidarity, Harvey Weinstein has decided not to rape anyone on Valentine’s Day too.