The French version will just fils in the blank

Where else is a ninja supposed to be?

But she would walk 500 miles
And she would walk 500 more
Just to be the woman who walks a thousand miles
To get Neil Portnow out the door

“unlike the wardrobe malfunction of 2004, the nut in question will be prepped and ready for its primetime debut”

If Tinder wants to keep The Olds off their service, all they have to do is restrict their matches to people their same age. It’s like kryptonite.

Diane Lane’s demographic would have voted for Frank Underwood.

I guess making the show half as good with 100% less dick grabbing is acceptable.

According to ABC’s Australian affiliate

feeding them Tide Pods

In solidarity, Harvey Weinstein has decided not to rape anyone on Valentine’s Day too.

I’m on my way!

hopefuly recovers

I would need to go and acquire a support animal to deal with the stress of having a frigging peacock on the plane with me.

I feel the same about toddlers but hey I’m out of luck.

Come at me, but this “emotional support animal” is bullshit. If you need help with flight anxiety, take a tranquilizer or booze, like a normal sane person. Animals - no exceptions, dogs, cats, whatever! - have no business inside a passengers cabin.

I’m hurt because I couldn’t bring my emotional support blue whale.

How come emotionally crippled people are entitled to abuse the system and carry pets on board for free?

Joke is on the airlines, I carry billions of emotional support bacterial organisms with me on every flight.

For starters, no one calls the East Coast “Ice coast;”

The sketch could’ve ended with, say, the server interrupting with a strong stance against clear sexual violation, but I’m no comedy writer.