I think Cabrera and Fielder each may have eaten a home run, cause your calculations only equal 548.

"For Joseph, it's all year round and it's a battle that's unending, and he puts up with much more than I'll ever put up with."

Just like his friend, he prayed for it to benign.

Relevant part starts at 8:15.

"Get-tis-berg Undressed"

I prefer to come in my hand and throw it into a girl's face - but what do I know.

I a fan of +2's.

The female brain is a myth

Last time a Swedish breakaway led to broke woods, it was because Uchitel was attached to its dick.

Johnny and the Mothers are playing "Stompin' at the Savoy" in Vermont tonight?

What is black, white and red all over?

Now maybe the game plan won't ignore the tightend.

"Hey Skipper, let's just ask Strahan to points us the way to Honolulu."

Should have transferred him to a football program at a different university.

...the school would like to pretend that Jerry Sandusky and everything he did never existed

It has always been known that the Polish IV League is the veinest all of the federations.

Looks like someone wants Magic to retake the assist lead from Stockton?

This is what I imagine a film would look like if Tim Burton directed a documentary on Bill Clinton's penis and it's twice a week sojourns.

Someone's got a hot date tonight.