Real racism is quiet, it is subtle. People look around, make sure the coast is clear.

"One should not believe 85% of the stuff they read on the internet."

Mets owners can take solace in knowing that jailbird Bernie will never again see a sonrise.

Snooki just released a statment, replying that she cannot believe Toni Morrison normally gets like $40,000.

Is this the matinee showing of The Vagina Duologues?

@suffersfoolsgladly: If i had an extra vagina for everytime someone said that to me...

@Marmalade Teardrops: Opinions of people are like vaginas, everyone should have two.

If the double vag lady also had no mouth she would be the ultimate woman.

@Perhaps Not: Louis C.K. version of events updated for new TSA regulations.

Ha. Just watched it. Amazing that 25 years later, the Cleveland joke still holds true. I loved how he was always on Night Court.

"Russian Bomb Squad Successfully Defuses Sex Toy" is a much happier ending than "Sex Toy Explodes in Face of Russian Bomb Squad"

Does anyone know how to get this piece of shit site to work on IE without going to Canada or the UK.

I have officially taken starred commenter of Gawker Media off my future resumes.

I am just waiting for Max Read to make the official announcement on Gawker media.

@EddieSuttons SouthernComfort: Reagan also didn't care about viruses/bugs that affected certain people.