@Thunderclees: Revisionist history, dare I say.

Even Atari E.T. mocks you for rolling out a shitty product way before it was ready just to meet a deadline.

Please remind me again what I am doing wrong?

@princesslala: It is so they can get extra pageview clicks.

I should have listened to my Grandma when she told me if I am ever given a yellow star while in a ghetto - get the fuck out as fast as I can and never turn back.

I most impressed that a geological statistician, and one named Mohan Srivastava to boot, was able to crack the code of females in order to procreate and have himself a daughter.

He’s breaking in your vending windows. He’s snatchin your candy up. Tryna eat em so y’all need to hide your sour patch kids.

I pray to god she ate pineapple and not asparagus.

Its president, Mark Donahue, told the Chicago News Cooperative that being "can affect how an officer does his job on the street."

Break a leg.

@rafbacca: It's my short haul jet. BBJ3 for anything over an hour. ;)

This is why I have swore off public transportation, G5 or I stay home. I suggest others follow suit.

This is going to cause headaches for high school algebra teachers everywhere.