Right...that’s why he compared the Cubs and Rangers to the White Sox and Astros instead of the Cardinals or Royals.

This is bad and you should be embarrassed for having written it

Lighten up, Francis. I used to live on a Lakota reservation and spent many hours praying with the people in the inipi. I was referring to how German-Russians pronounce the English name of the state. The Lakota have a different accent when speaking English. And are you sure that’s how the Mandan, Arikara, Chippewa,…

The thought of a bunch of Massholes talking about heading up to Hammah Mountain makes me want to shoot myself in the fucking head. Happy Thanksgiving

The fact that Brett Hundley has avoided this honor is perhaps the greatest testament to how awful this season has been league-wide.

It’s about the same distance as Rainier is from Seattle, just because it’s Mexican doesn’t make it scary.

You missed the Stanley Cup of chowder:

As an owner of the Packers, I welcome any challenge to the supremacy of Jerruh.

And dozens of them are in the Wu-Tang Clan.

Just so I’m clear, you’re positing these people deserve to die?

you’re fun

farted up 23 turnovers

People — When you consider posting something “funny”, pretend his family is reading this. They probably aren’t, but just pretend.

Back in the day, Grantland used to run the BQBL, the Bad Quarterback League, where you got points for screwing up, and lost points for exceptional performance. It’s where I learned that the obvious acronym for “Touchdown after Interception” was TAINT. (TAINTs were worth 25 points.)

This is actually Brock telling Emmanuel “Come play quarterback for me. I can’t do this.”

Maintenance Guy: So there’s a leak in the roof above the court. It should be simple, we just have to...

this actually reminds me of a few years ago, i think it was 2011 maybe 2010 where i had broken my right wrist after i threw one down but ball is life so i had to get back out on the court so i didn’t lose my touch suffice to say it was brutal just trying to dribble just shooting pain all the way up my forearm so i…

THIS is good football fighting: