Gee whiz, do I listen to the guy who says

My dude, spending 2-3 weeks on an island does not make you an authority on an island’s culture. Take a seat, my god.

On the bright side, now the residents of Los Angeles can stop pretending to care about baseball and go back to rooting for whichever team’s doing better between the Clippers and Lakers.

Then the next step is to check the Wins column.

I work for Fox News, and while I see your point, I really think it was the Dodgers’ focus on multiculturalism that did them in.

I don’t know.

I’m an ESPN producer looking for an angle: I see your point about unlikely liners, but is it possible that Houston deserved to win this series more because of Hurricane Harvey?

They finally leaned into tanking once Theo took over though, so they aren’t mutually exclusive

Dear Cubs fans,

I’m a lifelong Houston sports fan, and I legitimately never thought I’d see the day the Astros would win a World Series. I thought the 2005 sweep by the White Sox would be the pinnacle of achievement for this team.

My guess.

That’s so cute. Now they both have more rings than the Dodgers.

Not for nothing: this team (with Correa holding the PR flag throughout the celebration) probably will make a scene with Cheeto dude.

I just threw up in my mouth.

Psyched for Carlos Beltran. Glad he got his ring.

Dude, so fucking cool. Houston.

I was happy for them until the narrative immediately changed over to “What does this mean for the city of Houston after Hurricane Harvey?” and realized that it’s Katrina 2.0. Who’s ready for another twelve goddamned years of “That [insert sports championship] win meant so much for the people of this city as they…

It helps when you can pay Altuve for peanuts. Jim Crane gonna have to actually pay him soon. But this team is built to be great for years. This is some exciting shit

Came here to say this:

Is this a bad time to remind Dodgers fans that their payroll is roughly twice that of the Astros?