I’d actually put money on it being that DFW has direct flights to Tokyo. IAH does not.

I mean, I’m a straight dude and I’m not saying I’d say no if Springer proposed to me right now.

This is fucking awesome. Like a lot of Houstonians, I moved here in the last 10 years (and fell in love with this bizarre, awesome city), and first started watching the Astros when something called L.J. Hoes was one of their best players. What a great season, and a big ol’ fuck you to anyone who says otherwise.

Houstonian here. I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume the last sentence of your comment wasn’t deliberately trying to be offensive (funny how that works)... But that was a real shitty thing to say.

Houston consistently votes Democrat, but keep telling yourself whatever you need to hear, buddy.

Oh come on now, you’re gonna hop on the “Houston isn’t a REAL city like CHICAGO” soapbox? Sit the fuck down, dude, Chicago’s suburbs extend to goddamn Nebraska. Houston isn’t significantly more sprawl-y than any of the other top-10 metro areas. It’s pretty evident from your comment that you’ve never spent any…

Nah, it’s quite possible that those three comments were just different sections of the same person’s submission. Drew used two different parts of my submission as different comments.