They are 4-11. That was the first time all year his teammates actually blocked someone.

Remember when you were a kid eating a Popsicle when it melted, fell on the sidewalk just before you took a bite and the fit you threw? Imagine being a 6'4" 238 pound child and your W melts and falls on the field right in front of you before you can taste it or share that flavorful treat with your teammates.

Leave it to a guy who spent one year at fucking Duke to have the most freshman-ass takes on shit.

I see your point, but that’s not actually what the word “holiday” means. I am not Jewish, but I still think of Hanukkah as a holiday, because it is, in fact, a holiday. It may not be a holiday I personally celebrate, but it’s for sure a holiday!

“There ain’t no North Pole, thus there ain’t no Christmas”

It’s a 250,000 dollar ring. Apparently he was going to make her have sex with him at some point. The thought of that alone entitles her to keep the ring.

Jesus, listening to these people (Wyatt, Ivanka) hold court about “hard work,” “work ethic,” “perseverance,” and the like is fucking nauseating. Like, you assholes do realize that you “starting a business” is less fucking work than say, my figuring out how to get to work each morning. They haven’t struggled for shit,…

Y’all burn this come and don’t even mention he’s suing his former fiance for the ring? Poor form.

If only this man were made U.S. ambassador to North Korea, Kim Jong Un would see Americans are really just like him.

Nice to see Dennis Nedry escaped Jurassic Park after all.

Weirdly, out of everything, I think my favorite part of the video is “discoteca.”

Only $2.50 if you count the way it comes back up an hour later.

I’m just hoping Mama meets someone, and in a few years the chain rebrands to “Stepdad Roger’s”.

I think that’s a bowl game this year

“Football coach is a total dick-head egomaniac” and more in obvious news tonight at 11.

THANK YOU. Many years ago, I lived in Johannesburg, South Africa, which had at the time (and continues to maintain) a fearsome reputation for violent crime which put it in a league with places like Kabul or Bogota. I rented a cottage in Parktown, a leafy near-north suburb, which was on the estate of an Afrkaaner…

Ah, but what if they got a seatbelt for the brain?

It’s simply not possible. The problem is not cushioning the skull’s impact to the surface, it’s cushioning the brain’s impact against the skull. Above a certain velocity, the cranial fluid inside our heads simply does not slow down the brain enough to prevent it from hitting bone. Those repeated hits of brain against…

There are no cars that “take all the damage in an accident.” The brain has room to rattle around inside the skull, and no matter what you put around the outside of the head, absorbing a lot of force (from colliding with either a car or a linebacker) is going to make it rattle.

Markovich didn’t reply to my email, as I noted in the post, but he did say that “95%” of this blog was wrong. According to him: