Thank you for saving me the effort of posting this. 

No, if you’re *that* sensitive, you’re going to have a very, very hard time in day to day life.if you can’t take a fictional, zany video game’s gentle ribbing, there are deeper issues to work through. Games like Borderlands trade in that sort of humor. If you’re ridiculously thin skinned, those aren’t games for you.

Exactly. These are obviously jokes, and tonally in synch with the games. I completely agree with the crux of the article, but these are bad examples, and obviously in service of humor.

In the past, games would often attempt to mock or emasculate the player for choosing lower difficulty settings. Cave Story calls you cowardly by outlining you in yellow for choosing easy mode. Alien Hominid’s easiest setting was called “thumb-sucker mode.” Wolfenstein 3D’s lowest difficulty was titled, “Can I play,…

I only eat impossible bugs. They taste just like a real bug but the bugs get to live.

I read the name in the headline as:”Tobe Hooper” and it made more sense.

I love how they bring back the most random ass characters ever. The mouth breathing bus passenger that puked on Dee like ten seasons ago.

Here’s a great Unethical Life Pro Tip: Since the cowards at G/O Media have suspended comments at Deadspin, come on over to Lifehacker to tell Jim Spanfeller what a horrible piece of shit he is. Fuck you, Jim, you spineless waste of space!

One of my favorite episodes in a long while, and that’s not coming from a place of “Sunny has been bad for a while”; Ive mostly enjoyed a lot of eps in recent years, but this was Sunny at its finest, with everyone ping-ponging off each other in their uniquely dysfunctional way. And as admirable as it’s been in recent…

I think I would agree with her point more if a man (Charles Rocket) had not had his career, and even his obituary, defined by saying “fuck” on SNL. 

You think Paul Rudd will ever die? Oh, you naive thing you!

You’re assuming that there’s a reality in which Paul Rudd is no longer alive. That doesn’t compute for me.

In the distant future when the Oscars do their In Memoriam section can the just run this clip with Paul Rudd's name for him.

I mean, I know he has 15 years of experience at no selling and deadpanning the whole thing...

But it’s still incredible

Or maybe he just swam to the nearest shore.

Good thing these guys never went to Mitch Hedberg’s McDonald’s franchise...

This was a nice try, but it doesn’t really make sense.

Isn’t it usually the romaine lettuce at Chipotle that causes frequent fecal fallout?