If I remember correctly, that’s one of the many scenes meant to show Ryan as an obnoxious poser.

That's a lot of kids days.

In his defense, he was told that, after the season, there’s a chance he could go back to the minors.

It's like he's accusing me of giving him mono.

Everyone knows about the 1972 Dolphins ex-players celebrating the demise of the last undefeated team every year. Far fewer have heard about the Suicide Pact they made if the Dolphins were to ever finish a season 0-16. Let’s make this happen people.

Don’t you dare besmirch McNuggets!

Not gonna lie. I’ve read your comments from time to time, and while I agree with you 99% of the time... it gets old reading an essay (I agree with you here btw) everytime I see your name I have to ask myself “is today a day where I’m up for reading a Arnheim comment?”

They’re still gearing up for the franchise wars.

THE FIERY TACO?!

“Cool Ranch Doritos Loco Taco”

We will not “become his willing thralls!”.

Could be worse. What if he had been in possession of a truly dangerous substance, like a basket of strawberries?

Nobody star this.

Oh goodness.

Dude, fuck off. Those were little boys he groomed and raped. They didn’t BENEFIT from him. They were traumatized by him. 

Now this is a pleasant surprise, one of my favorite DM tracks. 

There was nothing awkward about that.

Until step 5 after the hotter air inside has been pushed out, then it says to switch to recirculate.

Y’know, the Back to the Future series got a little dark in the later installments...