That article is the reason I constantly make this joke!

*Captains Marvel

I don’t care anymore.

What’s going on in that photo? His chest is large, but his stomach isn’t also bulging out - is he sucking in his gut? He looks like that Rob Liefeld drawing of Captain America.

I need y’all to understand how excited I am for this and I don’t think you do.

I will not hear a bad word about the man who took down Yoohoo.

Looking forward to this. There aren’t many role/actor combinations that are as perfect as Timothy Olyphant as Raylan Givens. He’s so dialed in.

As hard as it is for to root for a man whose wrestling costume was jorts, John Cena just seems like an all around solid dude.

Great choice. I was never really a Padma fan to begin with (she always came off as full of herself). I like that Kristen has a good personality and is actually a chef. Looking forward to season 21.

Nah, now it can happen again.

Check the bite marks...

I thought it was Jon Voight.

And most importantly, “What will you do for me in the future?” I’ve seen employees who think they’re unfireable because of the one great thing they did decades ago.

Haha! I’m just glad someone can see it and it’s not just me. Wasn’t sure if anyone would even get the reference. RIP Chris Cornell.

What cracks me up about this is that his pfp is his ACTUAL picture. Like dude, you do realize people can click on that circle and see that you look nothing like this AI-generated “alpha”, right?

Quickly; yeah, they’re both shitheads and idiots.

It’s called “ shopping” and people do actually enjoy it…especially compared to the soulless wasteland of online purchasing.

Yeah I know I’m an old man yelling at clouds.

Am I weird for not really enjoying the cameo fighters?

Honestly its more straight forward then that even