Girl, you should be with me, you should drop that bum

For the longest time, I thought this guy was one of those obnoxious Linus / Youtube “shocked face video thumbnail” guys.

The Night Nurse starring Carey Dubek is supposed to be very good.

Did he donate it to a senior citizen?

All of my knowledge of this grammatical rule comes from that old Onion “Whoppers Jr.” article.

Has his knowledge of black history improved, or will this mostly be about Martina Luther King?

“And only for ritual purposes?”

I don’t think fans will be happy if her digital model only has half an ass.

While the easy joke is probably too hard to resist, please don’t sully the name of cool Linus from Peanuts by comparison to this choad.

I saw that line mentioned elsewhere, and I didn’t think it was real.  I thought they were tweaking that Michael Scott “we’re going to sell this Christmas tree to charity” line as a joke.

What do they mean the ESPN company airs dozens of games?  I checked the main ESPN channel and I only saw a few!

A lot of people got hyped when they saw the actor from Suits pop up in those bleak Royal Match ads.

When the movie tickets come poly-bagged with a limited-edition holographic seat number, we’ve hit true 90's Marvel desperation.

Leave it to Musk to be the one weirdo in the world who manages to be the exception to Liefeld’s “this physique can’t exist due to human physiology” rules.

The “endure” part of “Endure and Survive” seems especially apropos while playing this game.

It’s Malibu from American Gladiators!

They got around that by just using a picture of a beautiful mermaid that kind of looks like Cena.

Yeah, we know he’s handsome, charming, tall, etc... All that aside, what is it about Olyphant that just looks right in some sort of sheriff-esque outfit?

Fantastic pick.  If you like Kristen and haven’t watched it, Fast Foodies is a REALLY fun show. 

From what I remember while being in the park in the past, the last few installations resulted in the attraction being down for a quite a bit.