Oh look it’s Dan spelled with a G... and an I!

There was no sea water in Building 7, none of this adds up!

On the plus side, you’d have a game controller to pass the time with.

I think it’d be closer to “Once You Drip”.

Yeah, I don’t think “what have you done for me in the past 25 years” is too unreasonable to ask an employee.

This insults all Max Headrooms, from the real one to the ass-spanking TV pirate.

At least it’s more realistic than a Butterfinger.

I’ll toss in my love for Jack Bourdain on the unfairly ignored Kitchen Confidential.

It’s one of those things where I probably wouldn’t have made the connection on my own, but now it is 100% locked into place.

Given how awful that edit is, I think he’d have a good escape by saying he didn’t specifically use Adobe Photoshop.

Honestly Steve, it could be your brother.

Hopefully she’ll reference Lisa Needs Braces and Don’t Have a Cow Man! for other deep cut Simpsons jokes to impress the staff.

These people definitely play video games.

It definitely doesn’t seem good living with Majors, though.

He does seem like someone who continuously takes a few steps forward even with a step back here or there.

I almost think Disney’s legal is more like “We are currently addressing the likely next move of Florida’s 2042 Governor”.

Yes, but they got it from Orwell’s 1984.

One “avoid this stuff” tip - if the RDA % of all or most of the ingredients is listed as *, keep moving.

Yeah, I get that “well cared-for dolphin” slick skin texture after.

His answer could have been one word long : darksydephil.