After cutting off so neatly midstream, Mighty 1090 announced it would become the FM station KEGL. 

“I’m not a basketball player.”

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Great, now I have chicken cordon bleu balls. Thanks, the Takeout. 

I’ll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I intentionally eat anything with mayo on it.

Mayo doesn’t belong on hot foods.

I realize I’m weird, but I hate runny yolks. I like my fried egg to be hard cooked, but I know it still adds flavor, not to mention the excitement of this extra thing going on my burger.

Please give us more huge athletes being very cool to small fans.

I hope, decades from now, when I go, that something like this happens.

I’ve mentioned this before, the last time he did something awesome, but if you haven’t seen his 60 Minutes interview, search it out. He is a goddamn prince. 

You left out the replay of him trying to paralyze Tre’davious White. Good riddance to this piece of shit. 

I mean, how else were Nicky & Alex going to get into college? They never came off as particularly smart

I hate myself for siding with a sports agent, but holy shit, that response.

*sees this comment

The BEST pizza topping. 

Like Mac and Principal Belding.

That’s how they plan to get the financing for Full Nelson.

If my side salad comes on top of my spaghetti, can I send it back?

“ready for delivery in two to four weeks”

Yeah i’m not watching this, glad it exists.  Hope a smoking gun comes from this so there’s no longer any d0ubt.