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Why are you quoting Patrick Mahomes?

The scariest moment? Man...there are so many. There are moments in Contra 3, System Shock, Clive Barker’s Undying, Diablo, BioShock, Amnesia: The Dark Descent, Dead Space, and Silent Hill that would all qualify. But I think the scariest moment for me is also the most memorable one for many: the dogs crashing through

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Drop the lawsuit, It’s totally different, we swear!

This is terrible advice. Research shows that stomach sleeping increases the risk of SIDS. 

I’ve read this 6 or 7 times now and I can not figure out what it means. What’s not his? The women, the employees? What does that have to do with Costas suing the NFL? Why were you asking your dad how many of your employees need to be videotaped beating women, for x result (for this part I assume you mean because

Damint, Lauren. I saw “Bryce Harper” and “Met” in the same sentence and was all “WHAAAAA?”  Sigh.  #lolmets

Opening up a kindle app or a pdf of a book while waiting for the doctor instead of checking facebook really is great and I’d recommend it to anyone.

You are wrong. Just wanted to drop by to let you know.

Even Patriots fans can’t stand Patriots fans.

Holy shit, it’s Agent Madani!

welcome back

*shuns*

CREAM OF MUSHROOM SOUP????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is his name Niko?

It’s nice to know that he’s turned over a new leaf.  Better things ahead for this young man!

It’s always about batteries with you people.

Yea, real men ignore their urine-drenched infant children’s screams of discomfort. Because they love carrying sopping-wet children around a Costco. Because they’re into being peed on; it’s their “thing.” Sexually.  (Am I reading this comment correctly?)

Ah yes, only the most sensitive men change their babies’ diapers, us real men let our kids sit in their own piss and shit until it develops enough character