More like Fallout ‘86d amirite?

This Chapelle-vs-musician story is much less full of the spirit of love and art than the one about how Prince used a picture of Dave dressed as Prince on the cover of Breakfast Can Wait without seeking copyright-type permission, because Dave was dressed as Prince.

Cop: “You have the right to be tried by a jury of peers.”

You seem to have missed the point of that skit. 

+1 google search

In a world full of douchebags and abusers, I just can’t summon the hate for Chris Pratt that some of y’all have cultivated. So he loves Jesus, who fucking cares?  He’s not hurting anyone, so really.  Let it be.

Bennies and the Jets

Someone needs to tell bubb rubb and lil sis to get their shit right. The whistles go, “woooooo!”

There is nothing weird in Taco Bell beef. They even released the list publicly in 2011 when they were sued. It was almost 90-% beef if I remember right and the other stuff was pretty common additives including general spices.

Guess I shouldn’t be surprised by all the Roethlisberger supporters in the grays.

There appears to be a small, gray piece missing...

Looks like the only thing that was critically injured was...Jen’s career!

I know we’re all operating under the cloak of youth (relative), health (relative) and happiness (you know the drill), but I just bought Steak-Ums the other day for a mother-in-law who’s ill with cancer. She’s too weak to stand in the kitchen to prepare a long recipe, but damn if she can’t nuke some Steak-Ums. Been…

The Far Side knows. 

This dude has eaten at least one person.

come on, you forgot the punchline:

If he didn’t kill anyone, then why did he give that quote?

A crime fighting beaver 

Who is justice Beaver?