I don’t believe you or your “friend” co-developer for EA told you it was going to be BS. In fact I don’t believe your friend had anything to do with EA. I don’t even believe you have a friend.

Counter-point: he raped a 4 year old for two years, stopped because he got caught, received a slap on the wrist, and is still probably going to waltz into an MLB contract. A hit piece is the least of what he deserves, and far better than what his victim got.

A 15 year old doing this for two years doesn’t deserve sympathy or special treatment. Sorry but no.

I agree there should be a murder registry. Also, I saw your grey comments, and am horrified and sorry I enabled you by responding. Normal teenagers (and I recognize the absurdity of that term) don’t fucking “play doctor” with 4-year-olds. Jesus fucking Christ.

the difference being that when shoplifters, check forgers, drug possessors, etc., recidivise they don’t recidivise against defenseless children...

How can you possibly pick anything other than this?

These gifs should be in this article. Thank you for posting this so I could actually see what happened as opposed to the ever so Deadspin youtube videos I have grown accustom to, “This video is not available in your country”.

The asshole shortstop intentionally stepped on the runner’s leg. Umpire did nothing. Runner retaliated. Can’t really blame him.

I respectfully disagree and present this as my counter argument:

While Dead Space 3 certainly wasn’t the horroresque sequel we all hoped for, I maintain that, when viewed on its own, it is still a very solid action game. The weapon crafting mechanics added a really great layer to the game, allowing for alot more variety in combat than the previous games had. The campaign definitely…

Come on now. Dead Space 3 gets a lot of flak but honestly I didn’t find it as big a misstep as some people claim it is. Sure it wasn’t as good as the first two, but that doesn’t make it a bad game, just underlines how good the first two actually were. I think that after two encounters with necromorphs, Isaac Clarke is…

Aw, c’mon. The third game wasn’t that bad. Sure it went the action route, but it still had some cool moments. How about exploring the abandoned space floatilla? Or being chased by 3 or 4 regenorators? The environments of Tau Volantis were beautiful and the final boss, while easy, was still pretty cool. And how about…

you know damn well ZMF wears velcro and sweatpants.

The two greatest games Rockstar ever released remain RDR and Bully, and both share a common trait: they actually have something to say. Contrast this with GTAV, which shouted a lot but had nothing of importance to communicate.

My excuse for everything from now on:

That laughing kid is my spirit animal.

This is one hundred percent genuine: I think we could do a whole hell of a lot worse than The Rock.

No. No. No, no. Fuck you. Asparagus is awesome and you are the human equivalent of asparagus pee.

Karlsson >>> Burns, it’s not even close. Burns had a special season this year and he’s one of the best defensemen in the NHL without a doubt, but there’s not a single aspect of his game that Karlsson doesn’t do better.