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“Don’t even think about it!”

What did your cat charge you to do?

The fact that he was a sociopathic murderer actually does makes his suicide much less sad than, say, the suicide of a normal person that never felt the need to kill someone over a spilt cocktail.

I would argue that him being a bad guy does indeed make this less sad.

The whole thing seemed sketchy from the beginning.

Came for the PK-destroys-Marchand clip, was not disappointed.

I’ll like any post of this ilk

I’m glad you asked. Actually, while we’re talking, there’s a new settlement that could really need your help

Especially since there’s hockey on.

[Puts on flack jacket and shounder pads. Straps on helmet. Puts safety goggles on. Inserts mouth guard. Checks cup. Ties steel toed boots. Looks around. Deep breath.]

Hernandez thought having Hall represent him gave him an Outsider’s Edge.

Chico was not a saint, but my family and I loved him and he would never take his own life.

What are you talking about? He’s not dead.

Oh, so he’s eight years younger than you. Now I feel sad. WTF?

As a member of society, I speak on our behalf.

Lol society failed a gifted, popular athlete with an extremely bright future and a massive multi million dollar contract? Yeah, he drew a really bad hand. If only there was something society could have done for him. More adulation, more opportunities! None of this was his fault. /s

Society failed him? Are you fucking kidding me?

Oh give me a fucking break. Society failed him by making him an idolized millionaire? Get a fucking grip.