I know. It’s getting a bit much.

I’m going to be honest. I’m a Caps fan (even if usually only a playoff watcher), and the fact that a Lions fan said this and I can’t even scoff is the most depressing thing all day.

Pictured: Luck’s successful surgery.

I’ve only seen the red or green. Are the others part of the Thursday color rush?

Oh, snap!

Great troll job by the Chicago Tribune here:

This was my exact thought.

“Hey, Steph Curry wants to play a game of H-O-R-S-E for money. Who’s in?”

from a mets fan....always grossed me out when he licked his entire hand in between pitches.

“...but I’d rather take the butcher’s word for it.” 

This forever

[fires one into the seventh row behind the end zone]

That’s right - Rex Fucking Grossman! come on, sexy Rexy, it’s time to pull out the lasers again.

To be fair, Kelly went on to say “It’s really weird, half the time Kaepernick is a gritty player, first guy in last guy out type of guy. But then I get this feeling the other half of the time where he just showboats and grinds my gears and I literally hate him.”

If this is where we’re dumping unneeded, poor-taste jokes, I’m tossing this here

Money. They should be rewarded with money.

Send this person to jail.

Sage Northcutt would never disrespect any of the deserving candidates by voting for only one of them.

Hah! I'm ashamed that I immediately recognised this >.>