Every new thing that happened in that video made it more and more like the real-life version of this infuriating video.

This was my first reaction. They’re fun, but we’ve seen countless bad slides. Him visibly laughing at his attempt - during the actual attempt - early contender for highlight of the year.

I read “Masters” probably once a year because it’s just such a fun book about a subject I was obsessed with.

“He can meet me in center field so our DH can fight him.”

Nah, CC’s a Sixlets guy.

He got he first batter of the game out, and had a perfect game going. This was bush league!

Yeah, this isn’t taking advantage of an injury, like targeting an injured body part in football or hockey. It’s just good strategy.

+1 fish stick

Now we just need the long-awaited return of Bobby Flay.

Big bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios.

Mr. Falcon

“I think we should let him die because it’s his fault for being annoying.”

I enjoyed this comment regardless, but “you pitched racistly” is a special way to end it.

They would just argue over who gets to be The Maverick, and the situation would only get worse.

Yeah - I know zero about the NBA, I only clicked in because the article’s title sounded promising. But this guy’s reactions were awesome.

This is one of my favorite replies ever on here.

- Leo Tolstoy

As long as we can put claws in the wheels, as well.

Mind you, Calgary Mayor Naheed Nenshi said that “99.999997 per cent” of phone calls received by his office were against the plan.