She was a girl in the village, doing alright. ‘Til she became a princess overnight.

Blind / Gay is my favorite, but was already posted.

At least they can work on rebuilding:

“Uncalled trip”

This is an instance where SP% isn’t telling. The number wasn’t great, but the quality of chances was.

Came to the replies to look for the “still better than eating the sandwich” joke, and it’s the first thing I see. Well done.

It’s good to see Tebow’s morals had an affect on him until the end.

Yeah.

I’m not putting my lips on that.

It’s just using the Rodger’s “r-e-l-a-x” quote.

My parents got me a banner with the logo and listing the SC winning years. I hang it up in my office out of politeness to them, but it is some sad stuff to look at.

+64

It’s just one of the Secret Weapons and Tactics they use when dealing with video gamers.

That’s some cold-blooded wonderfulness right there.

Fun stat I saw today - with one more loss, the Avs wouldn’t even have enough points to make the playoffs in a 48 game lockout-shortened season.

Cutler is to blame. He reportedly turned down multiple teams who said they were going to give him a shot.

Red car - good point!

Cat’s eye cages being banned for sale in Canada is completely untrue.

Even when these aren’t funny, they still are.

My favorite part were those awful apostrophes on the sign.