nah

It’s that look... like when you squeeze out a fart, but maybe shit yourself.

You’ll have to excuse my chicken scratch math, but based on the land value index for Manhattan for years covering 1975-2011 (Source), if he’d bought $14m of real estate and just sat on it it’d be worth over $4bn today without adjusting for inflation.

You could say Rask tuukka one for the team!

Fact-checking has a well-known liberal bias.

“Mr. Briles, you enticed recruits with offers of snacks and rape without consequence, and you know how we frown upon free food to recruits.”

Huh. Not the usual kind of hot water we see college athletes getting themselves into these days.

President Old Dead Gourd Full of Poop

Also, maybe you want to do a report on Trump wearing black socks with blue pants. I believe you want to match your socks to the suit pants, and while matching them with your shoes is OK, I guess, you’d think a billionaire president-elect would be looking sharper on his first trip to his new home.

God save us from President Pence.

Clearly.

I took it seriously.

There are so many better solutions than genocide.

More like...

looks like you have no idea just how freaking huge the planet is.

NO BLUE-BALLERS I KNOW WHAT I HAVE

the Indians never quite threatened, but they constantly threatened to threaten

he can’t read yet

The official shoe for H2Oi two years running.