Actually GTFO would be a badge I could go for

I’m 29 and I can not tell you how many times I’ve daydreamed about going back and playing little league, not as a kid, but as an adult. I would fucking dominate and feel a power that I’ve never felt before. Imagine getting a 40mph floater right down the middle and taking it deep, rounding the bases while staring…

Us normal people call that “Having a conversation.”

I’ve accepted that the Cubs will probably win a World Series in the next couple of years, but please, just once more can I see the light fade from a smiling Cubs fan’s eyes. Just so I can feel normal again.

I will pay money to avoid the anxiety of haggling.

This also happened in Minnesota, but Blair Qalsh couldn’t really fault someone for pushing too far to the left.

Well folks, it finally happened. The NRA warned us all but I didn’t believe them. Last night as I was watching the debate there was a knock on my door. This startled me since I didn’t buzz anyone up. Maybe it was a neighbor who needed something? I ask who is it as I check the peephole and it was President Obama! At…

Ahem, it’s called “Nightcrawlers”

IS HE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT AGAIN? BECAUSE MY BALLOT DID NOT SAY WILLIAM JEFFERSON CLINTON AND I HAVE ALREADY VOTED SO...

PACKERS.

On... on his foot, right?

Bishop should get a break here. It’s tough to tend the net when you can only move diagonally.

when i’m feelin’ down i have bomb ices

“calling for help probably only made Kobe madder.”

One side is saying it’s not possible because the armrest does not move. (Which you say is not true).. The other side is showing that yes, at least some of the armrests do move. They are not saying it’s proof, they are saying why the other sides argument does not hold water.

She didn’t complain when her pussy was grabbed.

Huracan good. Hurricane bad.

You’d think Michael J. Fox would have better things to capture on Vine.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

"Hey kids, who wants to see James Harden?"