But it makes perfect sense...

The STL-Today writers have started furiously masturbating at just the idea of the Op-Ed articles about sportsmanship and playing the game the right way.

Reading is fundamental. here’s four references to Vicodin on just one page. There are dozens more.

But Josh Gordon is gonna have his career ruined because of weed.

This made me cringe so hard I think I’m going to need medical attention.

I was expecting a silly chant that was embarassing. I was not expecting it to be that cringe worthy...

Counterpoint: Ketchup on hot dogs is good. People from Chicago are wrong, and are assholes about it.

If I order a pizza and I’m not very hungry, I ask them to cut it into 4 slices so I don’t have to eat 8.

Your prize may literally be more valuable

C’mon. Rose’s problem is not that he doesn’t work out. He has one of the most ripped physiques in the entire NBA. His problem is that his legs were trashed by an insane run of serious injuries, and the hit he took to his athleticism exposed what were already some major holes in his game that he used to be able to make…

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

Well, ain’t that a kick in the nuts.

There’s no safe spaces anymore snowflake.

I would like to see a new ball added after every 15 minutes of scoreless minutes played.

This is so unnecessary. Yeah, Boogie was injured, Buddy Hield.

Well, now, hold on. Did he go to school in the south? They teach you it’s okay to touch cousins like that.

Jesus no.

i have an aerospace engineering degree and im very stupid

For a guy without a working finger, he seems easily triggered.

*severely fucks up the part of my body my living is dependent on with a toy for children* im the most scientific mothrefucker out here libs