My high school would only pass once or twice a game. I felt bad for the wide receivers. 

likely well before the Anthem relaunch

A great way to get me not to read your article Is to hide It behind 44 pages of a paged list slider thing. GTFO Great Hill Partners...

Who the fuck listens to a Grocery Store podcast?

Say what you will about the game pre-launch, at least they’ve kept their promises of consistent free updates years after launch.

When you said last week that you had a big announcement I pretty much guessed that this was it, so I’ve already made my piece with it. Looking forward to following you to wherever you go next, and reading your next book!

First thing I thought of was “oh so it’s like a board game”

I’m sorry your overlords decreed that this had to be 8 separate slides when a single page would do. 

Who let you out of the grays?

Sweet Baby Ray’s? Oh man, if that’s your epitome of good BBQ sauce then I feel bad for you :( 

Sweet Baby Ray’s? Oh man, if that’s your epitome of good BBQ sauce then I feel bad for you :( 

I bought this for $5 on black friday hoping we’d see news like this some day. I played the demo back before launch and thought it was fun, but didn’t purchase it because of the disaster launch. Still haven’t played my copy though haha

[pushes glasses up nose]

Then, with help from Alicia Keys and Shutterfly, the daytime host presented Deandre with a $20,000 scholarship.

So the BB-upd8 was delayed?

Yeah that tracks for a Bethesda game. 

At the end you mention Queer Eye. Every time my wife and I watch it, I remark to her that Bobby basically does a complete “Fixer Upper” episode over the span of like 5 minutes of screen time. Definitely the MVP of that show. 

tUSG could be the best comic of the past decade. It’s so good. 

This guy is literally the only thing interesting thing about this game haha

That was some major bullshit. The opening crawl could have been a whole damn movie. 

This is a great list, and feels different than what a lot of “gamers of the year” lists tend to look like...