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To be fair, the headline literally says that for a thanksgiving meal, all you need is an axe and a dog, so the joke suggests itself.

Oh jeez. I just had to Google that. At first I thought, “Hey, who doesn’t love Jewish girls (or guys!)?” JFC.

Know your modder...that ain’t water.

I need a little cross-stitch of this to hang up by my TV.

And how does the game run looking like that?

But with platforming and hookers and booze...in fact forget the game!

Without falling on either side of this argument, none of those actresses is a box office draw in the same league as ScoJo. For better or worse that’s what it boils down to.

Meanwhile in Japan

There is a lot of people who seem to have an issue with ScarJo playing the role of Major... tell me, who would you put in that the average cinema go’er is actually going to either recognize or want to see? It’s easy to say it needs to be someone of Asian descent but I would argue that ScarJo is one of the hottest…

One woman doesn’t a harem make.

Boo hoo. Does somebody need a safe space?

Why are you so against him? He’s the only one who knew 9/11 happened under Obama’s watch!

People see to forget singer shit the bed wit his x men series bc it was viewed as ruined and trashed than first class came in and revitalized the franchise followed by days of future pasted. Than we got singer back and he shits the bed wit apocalypse... so this clearly is good not bad

Sorry, but they just elected the human equivalent of TL;DR.

Who would have thought that our wedding anniversary would happen to be Election Day! 

Why is it OK that 1% of the comments is going to get 95% of the stars?!?! OCCUPY KINJA!

The tub is full of tunas, as they are a natural mercury filter.