Oh jeez. I just had to Google that. At first I thought, “Hey, who doesn’t love Jewish girls (or guys!)?” JFC.

Know your modder...that ain’t water.

I need a little cross-stitch of this to hang up by my TV.

And how does the game run looking like that?

But with platforming and hookers and booze...in fact forget the game!

One woman doesn’t a harem make.

Sorry, but they just elected the human equivalent of TL;DR.

I too would nut to see Tiffany’s ballot box

+1 sidewalk for regular walkin’

After all this, Tiffany will likely be one of the main suspects if someone shoots Trump by the sun dial in Centeral Park right after he unveils the sunblocker on top of Trump Tower.

Why is it OK that 1% of the comments is going to get 95% of the stars?!?! OCCUPY KINJA!

“You have dealt with an unbelievable slanted and negative media and have come out beautifully” sounds 0% like something Bill Belichick would say, and 100% like something Donald Trump would say while reading a blank page he is pretending is a letter from Bill Belichick.

At this point you’d have to have footage of him strangling a baby for it to matter.

Ornisplaining

I don’t pretend to know the whole story here, but what a bitch.

One bled over the cuckold’s nest

From my coworker Jordan Sargent: