To get the full experience you really need to watch the trailer, which is pretty much amazing.

Obligatory:

“participation doesn’t clip”

If you don’t mind spoilers (For a game over a decade old) head on over to the UESP site and look up Dwemer. There’s some cool stuff there.

The bugs are a major part of the charm! At least for me :)

There is something dwemer-related in Morrowind, a very easy to miss questline that leads to one of the cooler reveals in series history.

I thought it was a Bethesda game when they ask the buying fans to playtest the game for them on release!

It’s not bethesda game if you are not required to use console command to finish a quest at least once in a play through.

While you do make a point, and NewPoenographers is rather off (and appears to be trolling), but there is a similitude nonetheless. Both urinating and breastfeeding are a natural expelling, and when you need it, neither one will wait.

Still, it’s a bit funny that people will raise high alarm about a man relieving…

Actually, breasts are a sex organ. Secondary sexual characteristic and still serves a primary purpose of breast-feeding, of course. But still, some neuroscience confirms that breasts react and qualify as a sex organ in women. It’s not a primary sex organ, but it is a sex organ.

Eric’s face is so punchable.

It must be heartbreaking, knowing that your father doesn’t really want to have sex with you.

Of course Eric’s and Donald’s scissor skills are better. Years of experience in cutting the heads, tails, and horns off of endangered African wildlife will do that to you.

I now wonder if someone has walked outside of their brownstone and found a puddle of my urine and just had that moment of pause wherein they say “fuck all of that” before trudging off

Both are sexualized organs that serve other purposes...

If women can breast feed in public, I can piss into a cup. Same fucking principle. You expel fluid into a waiting receptacle.

My dad always said it’s not really Gatorade in there, but I had no idea.

I agree... Especially since all the hype and expectation around this, has been that we’d finally get an actual console from Nintendo, after getting the fun and low-tech Wii and the incredible failure of the Wii U (it failed because nobody knew what it was or why they should buy it, with most people thinking it was a…