Read this in John Oliver’s annoyed teenaged girl’s voice, hehe :)

His dog’s name is Matthew.

I thought I was the only one. It’s so freaking clunky to say, even in my own head. It’s not clever or funny. I hate hate hate hate it, goddamnit.

You make it sound like your guy won.

The best place to hide is often in plain sight.

Sometimes, a milk gun is just a milk gun.
This is not one of those times.

Can you define that “h” word for those of us to scared to google it?

Funny how today, the disposal of excess sodium is handled by average Americans consuming vast quantities of it in their diets.

“Hamilton play RIGGED. SAD!”

If you work at Starbucks and someone does this, just yell out Trump’s real name, Drumphf (sp?)

It’s Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that’s right on time
It’s Tricky, it’s Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky)
It’s Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that’s right on time
It’s tricky, tricky (Tricky) tricky...

God damn fucking kids ruining shit for everyone else excuse.

Jermichael?

Think Rambo: First Blood, Part 2.

Plus ca change, plus c’est briser.

In Chicago, it’s a matter of dodging bullets, not red tape.

Yeah, but Japan would’ve had it done yesterday... while playing Pokemon Go... even if that isn’t a thing anymore.
Such an industrious people.

Thing is, this guy probably did want to live in that version of America, which is precisely why he presumably voted for Trump. Because white guy, suburbs, trailer, racing.

Are you “extremely concerned” about this, as you are about Shelley Duvall?