Sometimes, a milk gun is just a milk gun.
This is not one of those times.

Can you define that “h” word for those of us to scared to google it?

“Hamilton play RIGGED. SAD!”

If you work at Starbucks and someone does this, just yell out Trump’s real name, Drumphf (sp?)

It’s Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that’s right on time
It’s Tricky, it’s Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky)
It’s Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that’s right on time
It’s tricky, tricky (Tricky) tricky...

God damn fucking kids ruining shit for everyone else excuse.

Jermichael?

Think Rambo: First Blood, Part 2.

Plus ca change, plus c’est briser.

Thing is, this guy probably did want to live in that version of America, which is precisely why he presumably voted for Trump. Because white guy, suburbs, trailer, racing.

Are you “extremely concerned” about this, as you are about Shelley Duvall?

And the tech that got man to the Moon had less memory than your cell phone :)
Bottles the mind, don’t it?

Gratis?

You needed one of these, good sir:

An Ode to Headshots:

“srry after i assassinated you if it looked like i was tea bagging,
i was trying not to get hit in the head.
dont think me crass, i was just saving my ass,
not purposefully disrespecting the dead.”

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Welcome to the new Gawker, same as the old Gawker.

Never buy condoms with the word “classic” on the box.
You might as well fuck with a Wellington on your cock.

Life, the Game.