PROCJAM, the proctologist’s Lollapalooza.

I wonder how Rosie O’Donnell feels...

If you take what bloggers say seriously, I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 problems but Feinberg ain’t one.

He chose one based on how likely people were to believe he’d do anything with her. It didn’t work, but...
M! She major ugly! O! She fat and pugly! Oh my god yes the cow goes Moo!

Instantly made me think of this:

Perfect for those with statues of lions outside their front door in Cheshire.

I thought I was going to read something about a correlation between the behaviour of Destiny players and Trump voters.

Can anyone remind me of the name of the NES game that’s a side-scrolling spaceship shooter, and you’re like, flying inside a vascular system shooting red blood cells and shit?

It’s more customary to say “drop and give me 20!”. The title should read

What if I self-medicate? Am I good?

Congratulations, America. You’ve sold out Lady Liberty and now she’s destined to be grabbed right by the pussy.

Fuck you and your American soil.

But at least he remembered Tiffany.

Aren’t we all people of colour?

I know I’ve already starred you, but will we get in trouble for locker room talk?

Oh, but of course!

That’s how I feel about LoZ: OoT

When pressed to explain this decision, a rep for Blizzard replied...

What’s the problem? Are we deciding what black people can and can’t say now? Seems like it. smh.