I thought I was going to read something about a correlation between the behaviour of Destiny players and Trump voters.

Can anyone remind me of the name of the NES game that’s a side-scrolling spaceship shooter, and you’re like, flying inside a vascular system shooting red blood cells and shit?

Please use this image in regards to any future article concerning Rudy Giuliani:

If that was Clint, he’d have a check-mark next to his name, the way his daughter does. I don’t even Twitter and even I know that.

It’s more customary to say “drop and give me 20!”. The title should read

What if I self-medicate? Am I good?

Congratulations, America. You’ve sold out Lady Liberty and now she’s destined to be grabbed right by the pussy.

Fuck you and your American soil.

But at least he remembered Tiffany.

Not only that, but our Trump equivalent was Harper, which, I don’t know ‘bout you, really makes me rethink how much I hated that wet blanket these past 16 months.

Aren’t we all people of colour?

Do you think he’s watching her vote, or looking at her cleavage?

I know I’ve already starred you, but will we get in trouble for locker room talk?

That song of theirs sure did suck... I hate when shows or movies scotch-tape some noise together for fictional bands. The results are never good. And the fact that these two brothers were supposed to be awesome and talented, but came out looking uncool and high like they were Noel and Liam...

Ugh.

Why not just have a lead “bomb”? I mean, if was just to simulate the weight? Something that either does or doesn’t look like the nuke, and not at all functional? I know I’m missing something here...

You ever have one of those poos where you just cannot believe how much poo is coming out and you think my god, I’m just gonna keep shitting until I die?

The bar for things you believe are “freaky as hell” is so pitifully low.

Oh, but of course!

That’s how I feel about LoZ: OoT

When pressed to explain this decision, a rep for Blizzard replied...