After reading the bit about the tainted polar bear meat, I have a theory on what the name Schatzgraber might actually mean...

All those things you mentioned suck, but, who doesn’t want physics-defying horses in Skyrim??

And where’s that confounded bridge?!

Anyone know the Dovah for “that’s nice, dear!”?

It’s both those things and more... It’s a state of mind, man; you don’t know unless you’ve been there, man! It’s like FREAKING ‘NAM, MAN!!!

Jesus fucking Christ, cut her some slack, “Renegade”.

Me and my hard-drive are suddenly feeling quite patriotic. Brings a tear to my eye *sniff!*

Cool, but, instead of the Minecraft we have, how about we get one that doesn’t have intentionally bad graphics?

The Elders Scroll.

“I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a knee replacement.”

Her resume is her body, so that’s why many are inclined to listen to people who look like her.

I’m poor and umemployed. When I was poor and employed, I ate the food that was served at work. Yeah, being broke helps avoid that food, but, what I can afford, I do so with smart choices. Bananas, beans, bags of frozen mixed veggies... Powdered protein that I can make last almost a month, and which keeps me full. Oh,…

LoL, I use an image created by someone else, and suddenly I get over 200 more recommendations than I’ve gotten.

Le siiiigh!

It’s because of poor life choices such as these that Trump might be your president.

The refridge part of my fridge is building up water under the crisper, and sometimes it turns to ice, and some of my eggs get frozen.

“Hmmm... oaky notes of... chicken fingers...”

Now go impress that super-thrilling,

A balcony you could do Shakespeare from.

Seemed to work out okay for Brian Dennehy:

I wonder if we’ll ever get an Elder Scrolls game with the Dwemer. Forgive me for not knowing whether the pre-Morrowind games had ‘em. Or even Morrowind for that matter, as I haven’t played that either.