haruspex123
Haruspex
haruspex123

Werner Herzog should do a documentary on him and his lousy movies.

I stand corrected in face of superior knowledge. Good point well made. I only have man-breast, hence my ignorance, even though I’ve known of the whole sensitivity bit and links to orgasm attainment.

Tip of the hat, my well-versed-in-female-breasted-affairs friend :)

Teabagging is still funny and therefore okay, right?

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“Way of the road, NewPoenographers, way of the road.”

Aahh, but one is a sexual organ, the other has only been sexualized. But I digress.

I do like your story, very much. I do not have a pee story to top it, but one time when I was a kid, I was dreaming that I was peeing, but in reality, I was actually peeing the bed. My brain just wove it into the narrative of my dream.

One’s a breast, the other’s a genital. Though, I too reserve my right to covertly pee behind a bush etc, where no one can see. If you can do it without being seen, do it. If dogs can piss and shit wherever their owners let them...

Oh, the hilarity!

The OG Mengele.

Schrodinger’s Meowth.

Read the whole article waiting for the life-hack.
Did I miss it?

The OU-wha??

Can it play Skyrim??

Seriously, though, that thing is ugly. And for button symmetry, the letter buttons should be A B, Y Z.

Serve and correct.

Thank you.

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I was excited to see Nintendo finally give me a reason to buy one of their consoles for the first time since Gamecube, even if it was just for a port of a 5 year old game I already own for PC and PS3.

“But I, being poor, have only my dreams; I have spread my dreams under your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.”