haruspex123
Haruspex
haruspex123

National Treasure 2...

KEEP IT THAT WAY.

Star if you’ve seen this in theatres! Then die of shame! I did!

I stand corrected in face of superior knowledge. Good point well made. I only have man-breast, hence my ignorance, even though I’ve known of the whole sensitivity bit and links to orgasm attainment.

Tip of the hat, my well-versed-in-female-breasted-affairs friend :)

Teabagging is still funny and therefore okay, right?

I know Stephen Harper was sad when we didn’t reelect him... maybe you’d all cheer him up if allowed him to run? We never really thought of him as “Canadian” anyways. He did go to Young Republicans Summer Camp afterall...

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So who should US voters vote for? This guy???

Care of: Humor in Uniform.

Looking at Cable from the Deadpool game, I completely agree.

Could Matthew Perry be anymore of a douche so you would?
Oh, very much so, probably.

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“Way of the road, NewPoenographers, way of the road.”

Aahh, but one is a sexual organ, the other has only been sexualized. But I digress.

I do like your story, very much. I do not have a pee story to top it, but one time when I was a kid, I was dreaming that I was peeing, but in reality, I was actually peeing the bed. My brain just wove it into the narrative of my dream.

One’s a breast, the other’s a genital. Though, I too reserve my right to covertly pee behind a bush etc, where no one can see. If you can do it without being seen, do it. If dogs can piss and shit wherever their owners let them...

Oh, the hilarity!

Mole hill evolves into mountain, once again...

The OG Mengele.

By his/her logic, he/she shouldn’t.

Yeah because two people wanting something for themselves is really that different from one person wanting something for themselves.