Schrodinger’s Meowth.

“Behold! The house’s of Tomorrow’s Detroit!”

They could just replace it with a smoldering crater, and they could be closer to predicting what the house of tomorrow could actually look like, than people from the 30's were.

Sweet! And she’s in my area!!!

What every porn hating girlfriend wants us to jerk off to: thoughts of them. To quote Louis CK: “Do you think of me when you do that?” “What are you high?!”

Because the UN just passed a bill (or whatever) saying that porn is a basic human right.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay ahead of ya.

Read the whole article waiting for the life-hack.
Did I miss it?

Um, the light is behind her, sooo...
STFU.

It’s those damn sexy man-bun barista hipsters that wear scarfs and tuques in summer...

Sorry, that was probably me, I was watching a ton of pornhub last night and- - *reads article*

...
Never mind, carry on... *ahem*...

Every so often, the powers that be choose an actor for a younger version of a character that right off the bat makes so much sense.

The OU-wha??

Can it play Skyrim??

Seriously, though, that thing is ugly. And for button symmetry, the letter buttons should be A B, Y Z.

Serve and correct.

Thank you.

I was excited to see Nintendo finally give me a reason to buy one of their consoles for the first time since Gamecube, even if it was just for a port of a 5 year old game I already own for PC and PS3.

“But I, being poor, have only my dreams; I have spread my dreams under your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.”