Trump: You know, Luke was a terrible Jedi. That’s true. He didn’t complete his training with Yoda and got his hand chopped off by his dad. Sad. I’d never get my hand chopped off, and that has nothing to do with the size of my hands. My hands are actually huge. They’re luxurious. They’re the best hands.

Conan may not actually host Clueless Gamer himself

Possible. But I’d rather be wary of large corporations instead of relying on unprovable theories that they’re secretly benevolent.

My personal position has never been a much of a secret. Fan games like Prism should be subject to widespread dissemination through whatever means necessary. Likewise for older games in risk of dying or out of circulation; those ROMs, ISOs, and files should be freely distributed.  

That’s that game that’s in the newspaper with the grid and all the numbers, right? :)

So this is like a Holiday Tradition now right?

“I challenge you to try not to read it in Snoop’s voice.”

I read all documents in Snoop’s voice unless otherwise indicated.

With Bills money he should have bought her Nintendo not just a Nintendo.

Did I miss it or Street Fighter V still being a featureless disaster is not on the list?

Join our hero Dario as he runs for his life to save the Fungal Kingdom and win back the heart of Duchess Apricot from the giant beast Low...um...Pow..no...err.....Steve!

Here’s a few hot takes:

well, i would put on beyond good and evil and psychonauts, even though i played them on the xbox and GameCube respectively but overall solid list, and good call on godhand, i slept on that one back in the day, but now i can appreciate how good it is, i cant see anything i find objection...

Agreed. As a New Yorker who looked forward to playing this on my commute into the city each morning, it’s dead to me.

Well into the trash it goes.

Oh my god, you could teach the quokka to ride the wombat and become a MILLIONAIRE.

How about the arcade classic Zaxxon (Sega, 1982)