I said the same, before I died five times against the same enemy. It wouldn’t matter if each time you die, you didn’t spend 5 minutes staring at the loading screen.

The problem is the rose-tinted glasses of that personal experience makes you recommend a game that many people won’t agree with you with. A game that won Most Disappointing Game of 2014 in Forbes, CNET, IGN, Angry Joe, and a handful of publications I don’t care to Google.

How the mighty have fallen...

Well, for me this game was way past Strike Three a long time ago. I don’t know how many chances you suckers want to keep giving it.

Except Warframe is a good game.

Deceptive headline. I thought the article was going to be about Destiny’s DeeJ.

I’ll stick with the timeline that nanomachines somehow explain the whole plot.

Squeakers ruined GTA 5 for me, perhaps there should be a technology that doesn't allow high-pitched voices to log into a game.

Next time don’t release the game on PC and you’ll cut the whiners.

It's like complaining a Harry Potter novel has 2000 pages.

SPOILERS about another game.

This game had to be made.

Can you bang Yennefer on top of Roach then?

The PS2 Resident Evil 4 came with everything right out of the box, including Mercenaries mode, and I don't remember if it also came with an exclusive weapon. We didn’t have to go through different versions.

In 2005, I got Resident Evil 4. A huge game that reinvented the series instead of doing the same formula year after year, and it still managed to cram mini games into it, unlockable weapons, unlockable outfits, unlockable missions, unlockable characters, and several game modes, all for the BASE PRICE.

Ah, Bungie again manipulating the game at their will. You’re not in control of your Destiny. You're just a wallet populating their servers.

It’s not part of the ending, but I was very disappointed to find out you don’t have to kill Keira Metz. I realized it later in the game when you fail a mission because she’s dead.

I’ll never understand the appeal of watching Minecraft and MOBAs.

Korea is not too shabby either, considering Snowpiercer and Oldboy came from comics.

“We did a remake of Resident Evil, but I bet you didn’t see this coming.”