I look forward to his apology press conference.

But apparently I’d hit too close to home, because he turned his back to me, the back of his head literally an inch from my face.

Essentially its the rights to the players that are the property. Not the players themselves.

Um, isn’t the problem with this interpretation suggesting that players are “property”?

I still don’t get how the MLS is OK with a potential move to Austin. The league isn’t big or mature enough to start putting up teams inside other teams’ markets. And to leave a market like Ohio absolutely empty? Bananas.

I road the Metra home after the parade. I christened it the “White Priviledge Express”.

Hey—Only 55 years ago, Loyola-Chicago was National Champs!

That is...exactly the reaction I would expect from a “Chicago-area brewery” to UIC making the Sweet Sixteen, which is to say that it is the same reaction I would see from a “Chicago-area brewery” when Northwestern wins a bowl game.

I am from Chicago and I can tell you that in a city where mens university teams suck at sports, this is genuinely exciting! Northwestern don’t count, they are in Evanston.

Thanks to Loyola I learned that both Miami and Tennessee have basketball teams

Everyone seems surprised. I for one, cannot remember the last time the University of Tennessee won an important game on a Saturday.

Buzzkillington here, but Loyola is the 22nd best team by RPI but was given an 11th seed due to the fact that they come from the MVC. Yes it’s an upset but not as big as we would think. On the flip side it is really cool that a team that hardly makes the tournament is getting somewhere.

At first I thought you meant that this chick was too drunk to recall how she had gotten to your bar. That would be an impressive level of intoxication.

+1 Billy Haisley wet dream

I say we eliminate the regular season, automatically advance all teams to the playoffs, and everyone plays a home-and-home against everyone else in a round-robin format. A league that did that would be premier.

Can we have a moment to say that this is not what “the kids” are doing today, but what Casey clausen & Matt Barkley’s understudies are doing?

Both the noun and verb forms apply

If anything, the people of Renton are known for their nuanced but racist understanding of Washington State tax law.

Darren Rovell stars in “White Men Can’t....do much of fucking anything really.”