Johnny Unitas never played for the Indianapolis Colts and pretty much disowned the “franchise” (which is a ridiculous fucking concept - it’s not like people in Indy were cheering for him en masse when he was playing for the Colts so why should his legacy reside there? because of a fucking helmet logo and the whim of a… Read more
This picture does nothing to dispel the infamous urban legend that Jack White is just Carrot Top with his hair dyed. Starting to wonder if the rumors might not be true...
I mean, yeah- watching Harper’s massive dong was cathartic, but given the choice between watching that and spending a quiet evening by the fireplace running my fingers through his hair, well ... catharsis takes on many forms, my friend.
I’m so confident that this headline works as well or better without the possessive “Las Vegas Tunnel” in it that I didn’t even scan the comments to see if I’m the first one pointing it out, because it’s not possible that I am. Read more
My biggest issue with ESPN isn’t anybody talking politics, it’s everybody talking, all of the goddamn time. If you’re going to turn your network into CNN for sports, and shove ‘Get Up’, ‘Golic & Wingo’, ‘PTI’, and all of the other horseshit vehicles for the ‘personalities’ you’re spending millions on to make sure they… Read more
Imagine being so important to the Fox TV programming ecosystem that sexual harassment can see you ascend from your accuser’s co-host to hosting your own damn show. This is essentially how Fox feels about a man named George fucking Murdoch. Read more
I don’t necessarily see his stance on voting as an inconsistency in his world view (I mean, I don’t agree with it, but if his stance is or at least hints toward being ‘the system is broken’ then I guess non-participation is more consistent than not), but I guess I can see where one might see it that way. I posed it as… Read more
“I think his hands would be pretty damn tied if Washington actually worked him out and offered him a contract.” Yeah, it’s entirely possible that, while Washington offering him a tryout after more than a year wouldn’t necessarily disprove collusion, him refusing it, or trying out but refusing to sign due to their… Read more
It’s a good question - I think the fact that he’s been out of a job for over a year while the likes of Nathan Fucking Peterman have held starting jobs bodes well for his case whether he gets an offer or not, regardless to what he does with it, but I also don’t think a universe exists where he gets so much as a tryout… Read more