Lol, watch out for this here take, folks- it’s sizzling hot.

That’s the thing - I wonder what he would do if they if offered him a tryout. I’ve never read anything regarding his stance on the team name, but you’d have to think it would not be in favor of it, right? I mean, we’ll obviously never know, because there’s no way he gets offered the opportunity, but I’d pay at least…

“Maybe he’ll get his shit together next season.”

If not, I’m sure there’ll be a state Senate seat waiting for him when he’s done ‘coaching’.

The look in Kinkaid’s eyes after that one- you almost want to pat him on the head and tell him that it’ll be okay. 

“that just makes us all the more insufferable.” One thing we can all agree on. I’m begrudgingly happy for David Price and exactly nobody else.

Please let it be much, much longer than a decade.

I wasn’t really trying to answer anything, but I mean, I wouldn’t wish Buffalo (the city or fans) on my worst enemy so I guess to answer your questions, ‘no’.

Just remember, while watching this dope play (and Eli, and Bortles, and... ) in this ‘win at all costs’ league, Colin Kaepernick is ostensibly not even qualified to hold a clipboard.

What if the Eagles are fine, but they’re just playing the wrong QB?

If a hockey player skates off after a walk off do baseball players walk off after skate offs? I demand a run off.

Bonus points for the orange undershirt. That’s all class.

Is it bad that him not claiming Puerto Rico is its own country somehow raised the bar for American politicians speaking about Puerto Rico this week?Cripes, we’re doomed.

Years from now, the dictionary will play a video of this whenever someone searches for the #OnBrand hashtag. I love it.

I’m fine with the Nats (and Marlins!) sucking until Montreal gets a team again, so this is all great to watch even if it’d be really nice to see what Strasburg could do with a season or two at full health before he prematurely retires.

Over / Under on him becoming a regular contributor to Fox News is about two weeks in my book, and I’m thinking the under will pay off.

Damnit. I had Danny Ferry in this month’s ‘Which D-List Celebrity Will Use the N-Word’ pool.

You could’ve spread interleague play across the season even back then, or expanded it sooner, or (best idea) just put both of the expansion teams in the same league and not switched the Brewers over to the NL to begin with.

I wasn’t talking about abandoning even having different leagues, but since I’m here to dish out…

They want each league to be balanced now, they didn’t when they first moved the Brewers to the NL, which is how they justified the move even though it was really just a cash grab for the Brewers, whose owner was also commissioner of baseball at the time (conveniently enough). Even with the desire to have…

Probably 30, but to be fair, plenty of older people that don’t give a shit about stupid things also don’t give a shit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That was the hottest part of my whole stupid take! Not even a contention that they should be flipped- the Brewers were an AL team, the Astros were an NL team. Then in 1998, the league decided to split the incoming expansion teams across the AL and NL (because IIRC- the NL got the last two expansion teams but Arizona…