Can someone, anyone, explain to me how expanding concealed carry, an NRA wet dream and something I’ve seen countless neo-Nazis eager for, will do a single goddamn thing to improve security for anyone? What on earth is the logic these spineless cowards are using to justify their anti-policy?

Coming this Fall, from Executive Producer Harvey Weinstein, comes the story of a man who learns that hitting women.. is never okay. Wait, it’s not? Really? I’m just surprised as you are. Starring Kevin Spacey, Meryl Streep, and featuring guest appearances by Louis C.K., Greg Hardy, and Bobby Brown: Backhand.

According the the GOP, teachers are incompetent layabouts who are using their union to strangle America but at the same time they want to arm us all because I’m competent enough to shoot a dude in a packed school hallway.

My university subscription is no longer giving me access beyond the NYTimes paywall anymore, so I’m going to just ration my 10 free articles a month from now on. I’d rather support a local newspaper with subscription money.

It was like she was trying to fuck the national anthem.

Hey, she was, um, mostly in tune. But, damn, I’ll have a couple o’ hits of what she had!

Man, Carol Channing looks really good for 97!

Who would have thought someone who released a song titled “Let’s Get Retarded” may not be the greatest arbiter of taste?

Even Mike Pence had to sit down in the middle of that singing of the anthem.

Nance got robbed. The double bounce off of the backboard is getting undersold here. Booker’s final round of 3's was incredible, too.

No kidding. Fuck that guy

Larry Nance, Jr. was robbed. Plain and simple. Donovan Mitchell shouldn’t have received more than 45 on both of his final round dunks. They were just weak.

After the NBA pushes all of their racial togetherness, they trot out Marky Mark to judge the dunk contest. That asshole needs to be blackballed like Trump and Weinstein.

I’ve seen better dunks in Bari Weiss’ mentions.

Alcohol prohibition was an amendment too, once. Amendments can change.

It is also an AMENDMENT which, stay with me here, can be AMENDED or even repealed entirely (see, prohibition). Also, your argument no longer makes any sense. The guns that regular citizens own would be like sling shots against the US military, the time has far passed since citizens owning guns would do any damage to…

Why do you gunsuckers always leave off the first part? “A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State,” You want to play with guns join the fucking Army that is our well regulated militia.

Nice of you to ignore that the “...” before your quote says “A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state,”

The US Bill of Rights was lifted from the UK Bill of Rights.

Isn’t it a giant fucking coincidence that the country that sees the solution to gun violence and school shootings as “more guns” has more shootings while those countries that then outlawed guns or severely restricted now have next to none if any mass shootings let alone a school.