Stark: And he's done it! Hank Aaron has broken Babe Ruth's home run record!
ESPN Commenters: omg jayson you're there? warn somebody about 9/11

Please use blackface.

Tattoos and Lone Star beers are permissible food stamp purchases. Who knew.

White people, amiright??

I know this is about kids getting blasted in Texas but I don't see the relevance of the photo of Johnny Manziel buying a six pack of Lone Star, even if he is wearing a UK shirt.

"I'm keeping it," he said. "It's a way to remember this team and it's part of my life story." Black says his next two tattoos are going to be of this girl he feels pretty serious about and the car he's saving up to buy.

Ah, Lone Star. The Cowboy Fan's Xanax.

Give the tattoo time, it might technically be true if UConn vacates the title.

normal people are at work or in school

Baseball should cut the season down to 120 games, start in May and start playoffs September 1. This won't happen because Owners would lose tv revenue, but the season as it is now is way TOOOO long.

You can't even get into the lower deck with an upper deck ticket.

Can this sport just please die already.

See? I told you Miami fashions set the trends for the rest of the country.

Target's having a sale on all Affliction gear today Josh, so the overly defensive and poorly thought-out knee jerk responses to this may be a little delayed.

Color me skeptical. The damage caused by a punch is not only a function of force — it's also a function of the area over which that force is distributed, as well as the time it takes to decelerate the fist. It would seem to me that boxing gloves better distribute the force of a blow over a wider area and act to…

I find the entire "sport" grotesque and unwatchable, much like college basketball.

As often as boxing's ten count rule has failed to protect boxers, and as inconsistently as it can be applied, it still offers at least a minimally objective criterion for when a fight has to stop. In MMA, the (part-time, poorly paid) referees are forced to make subjective decisions about whether a fighter is…

Barbarism.

If Richard Sherman were't so fucking talented he would be booted from the league for being this intelligent and outspoken. Kudos to him for using his position in the NFL to speak truth to power at the possible expense of an early retirement.

Or any men, young or old, who think that showing the world your underwear is fashionable.