The fact that a couple of BASE jumpers could find their way up Freedom Tower without getting caught is a little disturbing for obvious reasons.

As Editor-in-Chief of Deadspin, I assume you have built up a respectable pedigree in your field and have the highest standards.

I wake up everyday hoping the WC gets moved out of Qatar. Not because I'm a racist. Because it is a staggeringly stupid, deadly plan.

Is this the same guy who gave Jack Warner all that money not to vote for the US (when he was in charge of concacaf)?

Damn, he called you Tommy, thats like saying "Hey, boy(in southern voice)"

You respond with TL; DR?

I assume you have built up a respectable pedigree in your field and have the highest standards.

You know you are doing a good job when this happens.

In case anyone was wondering what he looked like, here's Paul Hughes' linkedin profile picture

[dying]

Hey now, it's a major award!

To recap, here is the full list of pundits that this article cites as celebrating Smart's decision to return:

Marchman and I were just talking about this, and it feels like something has to give at some point. I mean, we've got eight years of reports like this ahead of us, and a World Cup in Qatar is basically untenable from a soccer standpoint as well. You can't play sports outside during the Qatari summer, and the heads of…

Fucking adorable?

Everyone will just have to hold their breath and hope that he stays out of Rex's doghouse.

The Gators are one of two reptiles in the tournament, the other being Coach K.

It's a good thing this is limited to MLB.com and doesn't extend to the media at large. It sure would be distressing to think that a large chunk of media reports news through the filter of the powers that be, possibly to not lose their access. Yes, that sure would be a bummer if it wasn't a hypothetical and it was how…

Let's be honest, 70% of Congress could fold tomorrow + nobody would notice a difference w/ possible exception of increase in passed legislation.

He's only 26? I feel like he's been around forever.

This is a great example of athletes believing they are more important than they really are. Nobody gives a shit that he is retiring. Thanks for letting us know, but we do not care