This article doesn't make me want to watch MLS, but it did magically turn me into a lustful cockmonster.

Moral of the story: it pays to complain to brands on twitter.

Thanks for poking a hole in those obnoxious MLSers. Same thing happens with baseball: every summer I see carload full of shmucks heading out to the minor league ballpark to watch the local Triple A squad. What the hell, right? Don't they know that you can watch MLB on cable? Morons.

This is exactly why I can't stand college football. Refuse to watch it. The route running? Puhlease. Watching a far superior Jaguars/Browns game in December is where you'll find me.

from a better article:

Griffey's eyes are the cold, dead eyes of a man who is on his 14th commenting system of the decade.

It'd be better if it found your favorite bear :(

I can see complaining about raising ticket prices, or if you think they're ugly/tired to wear on the ice, but they're giving you the option to buy something or not. Why complain? Just say no.

Does anyone else find it stupid that it's an outdoor game that's being played indoors? What a shitty venue for an "outdoor" hockey game - love Chicago.

Usually, the only time you see the Millionaires and the Senators get together is at Republican Congressional Committee fundraisers.

Dear actual moral Christian people,

Dear fundamentalist crazy people,

Footage should be released soon. I am sure Belichick had a camera on site.

Oh my fucking God, the next one of you people who scrolls past the actual post to rush down here and go DURR U FORGOT THE BIEBS DURR without actually reading to make sure that's a thing that happened is going to get punted into the fucking Kuiper belt.

Figures Rice couldn't manage more than 3 yards on this carry

The set looks shitty doesn't it?

Yes, it's Gary Barta's fault as to why college athletes don't get paid. Let's go after him a bit more.

I don't understand what's so hard to comprehend with scholarships and athletes. The scholarship IS your pay. You're accepting money to PLAY for the school/ PAY for your education. These intellectual loose cannons are adding to Wussifying of America. As a former NCAA scholarship athlete, can I jump on this bandwagon if…

But their jerseys have sleeves!