Don't I know it. But we'd been running in actual snow...not the slippery-ass ice in front of where they asked us to stop to answer questions. You're welcome, internet.

As the chick in this video, all I can say is that running in powder when there's no one else out at night is a shitload of fun. But stopping to pose for the local news station in the middle of the icy street hurts like a bitch. Glad it's as funny for everyone else as it was for us.

"I can see them from my house!"

And since nobody made a similar map for the state of Mississippi:

BUT WAT HIPSTER PLAYLISTS DO THEY LISTEN TO???

Please note that the Nick Foles account is a fake.

how horrifying the idea of... people profiting off of Trayvon Martin's dead body is

The bottom line is I give formerly famous people the chance to step in the ring, they're not gonna kill each other.

So...who wants to tell Putin that those are both male tigers?

"Yeah, uh, damn those Seahawks"

This isn't all on NJ. This is about the NFL being absolutely idiotic with so many aspects of the week.

I find it very comical that the nation' largest city and and a huge metro area can't efficiently transport people. I understand that volume has been exponentially higher than on a normal day, but there was plenty of time for organizers and the local and state governments to effectively plan for expanding capacity.

He even yells in his tweets. And who fucks to Barry Manilow? Serial killers, that's who.

$700 million in taxpayer dollars into improvements on the Edward Jones Dome, and that has practical ramifications

I never understood why they built a 1960s/70s-style dome stadium there in 1995.

Should say 'th(r)ough an intermediary holding company'...

I hate every NFL owner.

I thought with all this immigration debate, Arizona was trying to get rid of "coyotes."

I still think NHL teams should be places with snow and ice. Like, say, Atlanta.

The new head gear has been even less popular among players.