The best part is that the Hawkeroo had eye surgery a year or two ago that would make him look batshit insane(r) if he took off those shades.

Love that guy, basically the only reason my wife will watch Sox games with me.

Alex Smith said merely, "Pick me."

I hate the NFL as much as the next guy but this all sounds very whiny.

just yesterday Deadspin posted an article about "thug" being a racist code word, yet you use it here!

I personally would prefer to see the Bears next year. I'm dying to know what kind of cigarettes Cutler smokes.

I think it would be more of Chicago hates NYC, and Illinois hates Chicago.

I love Wisconsin. Went on vacations there as a kid. Have been up there plenty of times to drink in Madison and Milwaukee. I've always hated Indiana with a passion though.

this is fundamentally insane, something like convicting someone for cocaine possession on the say-so of a dealer who may have been selling baby powder

"Northwestern is just like that guy you meet who tells you he's from Chicago even though he's from Naperville. Own your city, man."

You forgot Ronnie WooWoo!

I hate to be that guy, Tom, but if we're covering Chicago mascots, you somehow left out the worst and most cartoonish of them all:

somewhere, in another corner of the internet, thousand of MRA senses are collectively tingling

"We still prefer the first version. It might not be real, but it's true." Because women are nothing more than the possessions of wealthy men, right?

I hope everyone's ready for a full week of two insufferable fan bases shitting up comment sections everywhere.

Wow, that one at top has got to weigh at least 15 Courics.

As further evidence of Musberger trying to sound "hip," Mushnick pointed out that he kept referring to "pop" as "soda" and "negroes" as "people."

Contract the Florida Panthers.

If Modern Family is a middle-brow comedy, what is high-brow? And would there then need to be something beneath low-brow for Two Broke Girls?

McCartney was in a band before Wings? Son of ...