Honestly, I was thinking about an XFL revival just yesterday (I need better things to think about) and one of things I thought it would do was allow players to do WTF they wanted during the anthem, and make that part of their schtick. Wrestling is predicted (among other things) on heroes and heels, and while pro…

His guest verse on Rampage alone should get him in. His first two albums were great, Walking With a Panther was okay, and after that he was okay-ish (maybe better than okay-ish ¯\_(ツ)_/¯) but he made great radio jams and could drop 16 from a toilet seat (literally), so I don’t see how he isn’t HOF-worthy.

“Fuck him” - the horse

Magary kind of sounds like Bill Murray, except without all of the laughter that follows when Bill Murray tells a joke.

“Jahlil Okafor, the former third overall pick in the 2015 draft”
Isn’t he still the third overall pick in the 2015 draft or are the Sixers taking that away from him, too? 

Seriously, as talented(?) as he is, I find SVP near insufferable. The less he talks, the more likely I am to watch SportsCenter, which I still prefer to the internet for scores and highlights, when they actually decide to show them.

“I mean, you have two NFL franchises in an area that I don’t know how stable the geological plates that were below us [were]”

“I believe it is time to speak up on behalf of all heterosexual males”.

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“We will work with the players and league to find a positive way forward.” I think that, in hindsight, humans look pretty dumb for not asking pizza its opinion on this deeply divisive issue sooner. Thank you, pizza- with your help, I’m sure the players and the league will finally figure this all out for the rest of…

Atlanta and Detroit both paid out of their own damn pockets to replace perfectly functioning arenas, but at least (not saying much!) Detroit effectively replaced two arenas with one and brought a team (that nobody seems to very much care about) back in to the city, so Atlanta ‘wins’ here.

Not sure how the Cobb County…

More like Atten-and-a-half from the looks of it :o

“If you enjoy them all, join the normal tasters club. We have jackets.”

The games have subjectively been a little more exciting to watch this year than in prior years, but I think they improved a bit overall when the league focused on intradivision play for these matchups. Obviously the short turnaround leading in and player concerns are a bit more important than my own enjoyment- I’m…

Yes to the question.

Excited Tony Romo was the best part about watching this live. He’s still giddy about it even after the half.

Same! Then she told me that the chinos/chukkas that I was wearing really didn’t go with my sweater, and ordered a fresh pair of jeans/white sneakers that arrived before I could say, ‘okay, I’ll change my sweater’ because life is horrible.

Who the hell boils eggs and potatoes in the same pot of water?

I’m already sick of the ‘after the hurricane, Houston really needs this’ narrative, and it hasn’t even started.

Last night, Marshawn truly became President.

“Both players end up on the floor by the end on account of their continued inability to post any sort of defense against anyone wearing Orange. “

Damn, you went THERE. Bravo.